#1 Last Christmas
By the Cheezy Keys
If I play this song one more time for the Sassy Scotch Drinker, he will murder me. I find the song rather funny.
#2 O Holy Night
By Steve Maudlin
This requires no explanation except to say that it so very awful.
#3 Santa Claus Has Got the AIDS This Year
By Tiny Tim
Released in 1985, the song is truly in poor taste.
#4 Santa Lost a Ho
By The Christmas Jug Band
This song will just stick in your brain longer than you wish.
#5 Please Daddy Don’t Get Drunk This Christmas
By John Denver
I feel like I need to drink just to get through this song.
#6 I Farted on Santa’s Lap
By The Little Stinkers
Someone must have been high when they thought this was would make a funny Christmas song.
#7
#8 Naughty Naughty
By Danger Danger
I’ve been forced to play this song as part of a rock Christmas concert for a few years. I hate this song.
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#10 Dominick the Christmas Donkey
By Lou Monte
After losing a rousing game of Christmas song Pictionary, the Sassy Scotch Drinker and I began our quest to find the worst Christmas song. This was the song he was attempting to draw.