Top Ten Sassiest Thanksgiving Alternatives to Turkey
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#10 - Cup Noodles - It's a souper meal!
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#9 - Top Ramen is a great idea for those dining alone w/o extra cash. Plus, it's not as smelly as Cup Noodles. |
#8 - Frankly, a meal isn't a meal unless it's a Lean Cuisine. Plus, Lean Cuisines support my inability to cook quite well. |
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#7 - Trix - They really aren't just for kids no matter what that commercial tells you! |
#6 - Honestly, who really doesn't like Chinese takeout? |
#5 - Chicken - it looks like turkey and tastes like chicken. Imagine that? |
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#4 - KFC - Same bonus as option #5 but with drive-thru options and a side of coleslaw. |
#3 - Ham...need I say more? |
#2 - I just like rice pudding, and anything that says "instant" on the packaging gets extra points!
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Tofurkey Nothing says thanks like faux turkey made from the goodness of tofu. Do you think the president gets to pardon any Tofurkies each year? If not, he should!
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